Leonard Hatred 1:08 Sun Jul 11
Tinned tomatoes look a bit like bollocks.
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Noticed this whilst having breakfast.
Just thought I'd mention it.
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Dandy Lyon
1:10 Sun Jul 11
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Rather than post on here I reckon you’d be better off mentioning to your GP
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joyo
1:21 Sun Jul 11
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Every thread of yours is bollocks
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yngwies Cat
1:22 Sun Jul 11
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Skinned bollocks. What ever floats your boat Len
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Coffee
1:24 Sun Jul 11
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You must be in a lot of pain.
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WSM Hammer
1:32 Sun Jul 11
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Do your mushrooms resemble your shriveled cock ?
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Leonard Hatred
1:33 Sun Jul 11
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No.
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Nurse Ratched
1:48 Sun Jul 11
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Why do you think they're called tinned PLUM tomatoes?
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ironsofcanada
1:58 Sun Jul 11
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Having prepared prairie/Rocky Mountain oysters a few times....
I can see it.
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Mike Oxsaw
2:05 Sun Jul 11
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Surgeon friend of mine said once that if you cut a fresh tomato in half, then do the same to a cancerous breast, they look very similar.
Enjoy your salad.
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ironsofcanada
2:27 Sun Jul 11
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Tomatoes with thousand island dressing on them in a salad seemed the exact colour of my dad's dentures when as a kid, I saw him take them out to clean them.
I got over it.
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Darlo Debs
2:33 Sun Jul 11
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Nurse that makes me thankful I only use chopped ones.
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El Scorchio
3:17 Sun Jul 11
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Either take the tomatoes back from whence they came or go to the doctor immediately. There’s something very wrong with one or the other.
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gph
3:20 Sun Jul 11
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I never use the chopped ones*.
IF they use the healthy-looking bits of diseased tomatoes, you'd never know
*Except when they've sold out of the whole ones
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chim chim cha boo
4:02 Sun Jul 11
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Leonard, lie down on the couch please and tell me about your mother...
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Nurse Ratched
4:21 Sun Jul 11
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Geep
Plus it's fun to crush them by hand into the pan, right? 😁
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only1billybonds
4:36 Sun Jul 11
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The Aztec word for avacado is ahuacatl which is Spanish for testicle.
And yes i know thats fuck all to do with tomstoes,tinned or otherwise.
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Coffee
4:49 Sun Jul 11
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only1billybonds 4:36 Sun Jul 11
And some interesting etymology for the word Orchid. It's from the old Greek Orchis, also meaning testicles. After the shape of the roots of orchids, apparently.
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ironsofcanada
9:45 Sun Jul 11
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There are the pets de nonnes pastries in France and different pastries in Quebec with a similar name: pets de soeurs.
Literally: nuns farts and sisters' farts
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pdbis
10:15 Sun Jul 11
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Only to those who sunbathe naked and get sunburnt.
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